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English is a fucking language you fucking doink
by Shankaspear April 15, 2019
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English Teacher Mentality Syndrome

a trait, carried by most English teachers, that requires over analyzing something in an attempt to feel intellectually superior, or to find a deeper meaning than is necessary.
the teacher said “the walls are blue to symbolize the rising depression in the household”, and the author quickly replied, “no, the walls are painted blue” this is an example of English teacher mentality syndrome
by The dark lord herman March 10, 2023
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English Egg Salad

When your girl shits eggy diarrhea into your salad while you are eating it, normally combines with other feces or human excrement such as semen or urine
“Hey babe, what do you fancy for dinner tonight?”
“Can we have an English Egg Salad?”
by chickfilamastar August 7, 2025
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English

"Imagine listening to english."
by soara March 8, 2021
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English, I know that

A phrase used when someone stutters so badly that it seems like their first language (In this obvious situation, English) is unrecognizable to their self.
"Hey Mil!"
"Hey Robert."
"Did you see the-th-the uh- the- er- uh- woah- English, I know that-"
"It's okay Robert... it's okay."
by Cheese cakepop September 6, 2023
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Typical English Girl

Generally named Holly, always goes on about living on the gold coast, but will later change her mind to Sydney although she doesn't even know what a didgeridoo is. Likes to introduce herself as Wellingtons finest law student although she doesn't know offer and exepatance.
Loves swimming and want to be a surfer, but only dates law boys large swimmers.

Generally very good looking woman, but don't let her looks confuse you, she is brutal
I think I'm scared to travel alone, but actually it's something else that bothers me.

Yup thats a Typical English girl.
by Howzittttttt August 26, 2019
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english chestnut

Exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position.
we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.
by filthy_minded April 7, 2017
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