Projection Erection

when trump aka Casino Mobster gets aroused after projecting his shortcomings on perceived enemies

in a recent, word-salad Projection Erection speech outside the courthouse, Tubby claimed Letitia James and Biden conspired against him using White House visitor logs. as The Former Guy gets a boner every time he makes a confession-accusation, it obviously means donald committed felonies with visitors to his mobbed-up white house

by Uncle Joosie January 12, 2024

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correction erection

When that one friend in your group who knows far too much about everything, gets so excited in anticipation of correcting you that an erection is imminent or current.

Often proceeding the words “well technically”.

He totally got. Correction erection when he corrected you about ancient Asian history.

by anonymous April 26, 2024

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period erection

Why this is an exclamation point of course! It is a period that is in a state of enthusiasm. It has nothing to do with vulgar sex stuff or menses.

Teacher: "Okay class. Today we will learn about the exclamation point and what it means. Understood?"

The teacher then draws one on the smartboard.
Ernie: "Umm, Miss B? Why does your period have a boner? It's like a period erection or something!"
Class laughs.
Teacher: "That's enough, class! Ernie! Get your hands out of your pants! You little pervert! Stop staring at my chest!"

by von groovy January 28, 2025

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Relativistic Electronics

Circuitry and components specifically designed to function predictably when moving at relativistic velocities or in strong gravitational gradients. The problem is that at high speeds, lengths contract and magnetic fields transform, which could cause standard circuits to fail. These systems would need to account for the relativistically-induced electric fields from moving magnets, use time-symmetric logic gates, or be built from materials whose properties are invariant under Lorentz transformation. It's electrical engineering where Maxwell's equations are fully merged with Special Relativity.

Example: "The probe's sensors didn't work until they upgraded to relativistic electronics. At 0.9c, the Hall effect sensors were reading garbage because the moving magnetic fields created huge unexpected voltages. The new circuits treat spacetime as a single, warped component of the system." Relativistic Electronics

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

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Quantum Electronics

The next revolution after silicon, where information is processed not by the flow of classical electrons, but by manipulating the quantum states of particles—like electron spin, photon polarization, or superconducting qubits. This enables quantum computers, but also quantum sensors of insane sensitivity, ultra-secure communication via quantum key distribution, and transistors that switch via quantum tunneling. It's electronics that embraces superposition and entanglement as core features, not as annoying quantum bugs to be designed away.

Example: "My new health monitor uses quantum electronics. It has a nitrogen-vacancy center diamond sensor that detects the faint magnetic fields of individual neurons firing. It doesn't track my heart rate; it critiques my daydreams at the quantum level." Quantum Electronics

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

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2 Electrons One Cup

When a covalent bond breaks and creates a hole in the valence shell of an atom. In this process, trivalent dopant atoms substitute for host atoms in the semiconductor lattice, creating acceptor levels that increase hole concentration.

When a positively charged valence electron is attracted to the negative terminal, a positive electron slips out creating "2 Electrons One Cup replacing a negative electron with a positive. Since two holes can't move in the same direction, you get two electrons one cup.

by Crusty buck tooth donkey February 2, 2026

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