Pulling an Earl

getting too stoned to turn off the end credits and inevitably losing touch with reality

Sebastian was Pulling an Earl during the end credits of “The Meg” by watching all of it.

by KayAngelic January 1, 2024

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Joel X Earley

The act of physically assaulting your other half without asking for their consent

Kieran was having an arguement with his wife and gave her the eat, sleep, Joel X Earley repeat

by Tione Kinge January 2, 2024

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Do Not Confuse James Earl Jones With Reginal Veljohnson

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Do Not Confuse James Earl Jones With Reginal Veljohnson

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

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The “Stanley Earl Swirl”

When your partner is face down a** up, and you take yo tongue n swirl that lil hole like an ice cream cone till the bed flood like Noah’s ark.

Her: Who are you and how’d you get in my house?
You: Baby I ain’t never came to shake up yo world, I just came to give you The “Stanley earl swirl”that make yo toes curl yadigg my flow?

by RockyMillion March 27, 2025

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test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A work appropriate but much more threatening version of "fuck around and find out"

Becky: I can't believe you. You better let me do whatever I want if you know what's good for you.

Me: test that assumption at your earliest convenience... I wouldn't recommend it though.

by HuntingLife September 8, 2021

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It wasn't ever the retard. You just want to be able to invoke him to say that I'm not better than everyone. So you are doing what you do to retards and giving him more credit than he deserves UPTO AND INCLUDING credit that belongs to me.

Hym "No I am that guy from earlier. You want me to do something I don't have to do and you are going to pay a price for trying to make me to it."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

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