Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

oon-deuce-niner

also known as a big gulp slurpee

Customer "how much is this slurpee?"
Chailott "brotha, it be a oon-deuce niner"

by g-birdman March 28, 2003

Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.

I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.

by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021

Throw a Deuce

Put up a piece sign.

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.

by MerpO12 January 27, 2022

Deuces Wild

The lucky flush you get between clogging the toilet and having to use the plunger

After clogging the toilet with a huge dump, just before using the plunger, I tried my luck with another flush and it was deuces wild!

by Paulkout September 25, 2021

dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 12, 2023

home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.

After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.

by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015