letty dressing

a product that you put in your hair to get it to flow like the Mississippi.

Hey chief, toss my the letty dressing so I can get this cabbage flowing like the Mississippi River. Gonna be pulling some absolute 10'ers tonight.

by kenny chezney February 16, 2022

truck in a dress

a mannish, squat-bodied, women of large stature who wears frilly, feminine dresses (sometimes against their will) to funerals weddings. Often sporting a short hairsyle, lesbianism assumed.

Check out that truck in a dress at the punch bowl!

by Steven Herraiz January 30, 2008

Carpenter's Wet Dream

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

three-point dress

An extremely short, form-fitting low-cut dress that accentuates a woman's tits, legs and ass.

You know Susan, that "quiet" woman from Accounting? I saw here out clubbing Friday night, and she was wearing an ultra-slutty three-point dress. Fuck, was a great body!

by Classy Trashy October 15, 2017

A Creamy Dream

When you get your rocks off, while balls deep in your crush but you wake up and realize it was all a dream

Last night I busted a nut in your mum, but I woke up and I creamed all over my drawers. It was a creamy dream

by A creamy dream November 16, 2020

Burn my Dread

The song that plays when a depressed protagonist stares out of a train's window, but also a typo because it's actually spelled "Burn my Bread"

"Burn my Dread"
"DuDe Is ThAt A pErSoNa ReFeReNcE????!?!?"

by Mustard Boy June 3, 2021

sheesh y'all twas a dream

JAKE AND AMIR. nuff said. buut really, an awesome sentence to add on laughs. woot.

Wait this is really awkward.

Oh sheesh y'all twas a dream.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA you rock muh socks man.

by lawlzzzzzzzzzzzz(: April 27, 2011