Mileven depression 

Mileven depression: Mileven depression is caused by the love of Mike Wheeler and Eleven Hopper. Your Happy and Sad at the same time. You just love Mileven. You love it so much you have depression about it. You watch Mileven edits all day.The Symptoms for Mileven Depression is heavy breathing, Uncontrollabll crying when you see andything Mileven, losing sleep, can’t stop thinking about Mileven, Having trouble focusing, and if you have not watch season2 of stranger things you will suffer even more with Mileven Depression. And it take 353 to recover. Many don’t recover....

I suffer with Mileven Depression since season1 episode1

Mileven depression by Eleven..Mike..love.. January 24, 2019

crippling depression 

Crippling Depression takes the will of ice staking away from an organism.

This mental disease, may cause you to say things like, " I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!" to your boyfriend/husband

Yuri had crippling depression before he met Viktor

crippling depression by YURI_ON_ICE_FAN_64 April 3, 2017

Great Depression 

A simile for getting hit with lightning while in last place in Mario Kart 64.

Getting hit with lightning in last place is like the Great Depression

Great Depression by Nadroj rennerb December 6, 2010

Facebook Depression 

That depressed feeling one gets when he sees how great other people's lives are on Facebook compared to his. FD is typically prevalent in teens and adults in mid-life crises.

Shakira McMagnificent's status: Best partyyyy everrrr! Hanging out with my bestiesss all night long then with the boyy tomorrow!!!

Jane Doe (victim of Facebook Depression: *sobs quietly* why isn't my life as exciting as Shakira's?!?! WAAAAH

Facebook Depression by BigCharles12 April 13, 2011

crippling depression 

A form a depression that is so bad, that many people take it as a joke or meme.

"Hey, did you see what Evan had posted?"
"What, his terrible meme about crippling depression?"
"Yeah!"

crippling depression by proxyserver May 30, 2016

Rebound Double Depression 

When someone breaks up with their partner, and quickly rebounds, subsequently dumping, or being dumped by, the rebound. The person becomes doubly depressed as they didn't properly grieve for the first relationship, so are projecting their feelings onto the rebound break up.

"God, She really needs to get over Stan. They only dated for like three weeks and she's so cut up about it"

"Don't you know, she broke up with her boyfriend of 2 years just before. It's just rebound double depression"

Rebound Double Depression by Doublydepressed September 19, 2009

Obama Depression 

a term some fuckwit bushnesiac republitards use to discribe the Bush Depression

The Bush Administration slashed taxes for the wealthy while spending massive amounts of money on the bush war in Iraq, which created huge budget deficits. This along with deregulation of business caused a collapse of the financial sector and the worst economy since the Great Depression. Since Obama will be the one that has to clean up this mess Bushies call it the Obama Depression.

Obama Depression by Michael_Hunt July 25, 2009