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COVID-19

The worst fucking thing on the planet that hasn't been arrested even though it has killed many people
Person 1: Hey!

Person 2: Hey! Have you heard about this new Virus that is destroying our lives???
Person 1: Ummm...Yeah because I am not a DUMBASS

Person 2: Oh really then what is it called?!?
Person 1: COVID-19 YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!
by Volleyball girl July 23, 2020
mugGet the COVID-19mug.

Covid filter

The protective discomfort that comes from viewing pre-Covid television shows and movies through the lens of currently necessary social/physical distancing and mask-wearing. Feeling distracted or distressed by characters that share food and drinks, talk closely, don't distance or wear masks.
I had a hard time turning off my Covid filter when watching Dirty Dancing. Everybody was just too close together and breathing each other's air.
by cchat November 21, 2020
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Covid Trump

The name a Trump “patriot” had given his baby to remind him that his illegitimate son was born on the day he nearly lost his life, when he took part in the January 6 insurrection to unsuccessfully help the ex-president be re-elected undemocratically.
Diehard Trumpists or alt-right white supremacists would show unwavering loyalty to their Insurrectionist-in-Chief, and christening their newborn “Covid Trump” is one such faithful act of allegiance to the “anointed” one.
by MathPlus June 17, 2021
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Covid Redistribution

When you gift someone (friend, coworker, etc.) an item in short supply like hand sanitizer. Then you take it back when they are looking because you really need it. It is even better if you take it back when they are in quarantine.
It looks like Darlene just Laura's hand sanitizer off her desk. Wait, didn't Darlene give her that hand sanitizer? Yes, she did, but I guess she needed it more. That is a classic Covid Redistribution.
by clock tower March 20, 2020
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La Purga De COVID

The day after the company COVID vaccine mandates take effect and the company terminates everyone who has not provided their vaccine card.
My department lost 6 people during La Purga De COVID and now I have to work 2 hours of overtime every day. On the upside the office is much less divided.
by Rickapedia October 18, 2021
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Covid-👽

the conditions/injuries experienced by bats in the cave they share with coronaviruses (located in 2013 by Wuhan virologists).

The coronaviruses were only indirectly the distal cause of the bats' injuries - the direct proximate cause was the swabs collected by anal probe.

In 2018 the virologists confirmed they'd located the origin of the coronavirus responsible for the '03 SARS outbreak. The Wuhan virologists warned the entire world in 2018.
Covid-👽 only occurs in anal probed bats, in the Yunnan cave.

Deep inside where the bats nest, the cave's climate never changes.

Always cool and dry - so the virus' buttery bilipid envelope protecting it remains stable and firm and safe just in case you you wondered why Epstein didn't kill himself. The 'rona is a massively robust, ever-quasi-evolving viral population.
by nottherealCharlesLieber April 9, 2021
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Covid luck

Someone who is generally unlucky in most aspects except getting Covid-19
"Did you hear about Dan? His cat died and his girl left him but he doesn't have covid" "He's gotta have covid luck"
by Justinpar1247 January 3, 2022
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