COVID-20

(noun) Updated form of COVID-19 in 2020.

“COVID-19 is so last year, COVID-20 is the new virus.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

covid slut

Someone who doesn't practice social distancing

Damo: Last night I fucked that street whore for a half hour straight!
Richie: Yeah your a real covid slut.

by Dracophile September 26, 2020

Covid Pace

Covid Pace is the safe and smart approach to dating, courting and discovering someone you met on a dating app. It slows the process down, like it or not. So, slow your roll! The hope is that time invested will pay dividends when masks, costs, shoes, Sox and unmentionables go flying.

Dude 1: are you getting anywhere with the woman from Match?
Dude 2: oh she’s nice, cute, loves animals, but Covid Pace is blocking me!

Gal 1: how’s it going with that nice guy from Match?
Gal 2: really well? He’s funny, kind and opens my door! He honors Covid Pace !

by Guy on the Bridge of course! February 20, 2021

Covid 19

A man made disease created by the American Democratic Party to regain political control

Covid 19 might kill thousands of people, but at least we won’t have to see anymore of Trump’s mean tweets.

by MikeFJB’swife August 1, 2022

Testing Positive For Covid

When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much sick time do you have? Maybe you don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.

I’m seriously testing positive for Covid after that party last night. I’m fucking spent!

by EXQDAY November 5, 2023

The Covid 19 pounds

The 19 pounds EVERYONE gained while in quarantine due to the Corona virus

Heeeey!! So long since I have seen you! Good to see you buddy. I see you gained the Covid 19 pounds!! So Did I!! SMH

by Caro Tejada April 17, 2020

Covid

Cover
Over
void
Insurance
death

little weird huh?
as11351 whats ur ips?

Covid,
Reminds me of bedsmen from jotul

by MineOwedWu's August 1, 2021