cooties

Slang term for head lice.
Also some childish urban legend that a person contracts lice from contact with females. Probably dates back to a time when people never bathed and the risk of getting a disease was high.

I remember back in the days when kids were afraid of getting "cooties" from girls, until they reached adolescence and learned about sex.

by AYB May 27, 2003

cooties

Body lice in the crotch area; same as crabs.

Jerome was often a muff diver and quite frequently you could see the cooties in his eyebrows.

by Richard Black March 15, 2005

Cooter Berry

A mythical berry that is said to live in the pubic hairs on the outside of the vagina and look much like grapes. They are made up of the masses of random crap that collect there. Ingredients are often dried cum, sweat, salt, and shaving cream residue.

Cooter berry Looks much like a grape and has no definate color.

by tbsrocks91 April 4, 2009

cooter magnet

n. a person that attracts greasy male auto mechanics.

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

cooter monkey

One who is completely obsessed with snatch, pussy, cunt, getting a piece of fish.

Superman was such a cooter monkey. Everynight, he tried to rape Wonder Woman.

by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

Cooto

Cooto means disgusting! or not very nice or sick or woteva word u wna use

Alice carrolls is Cooto

by Daniel R Jones (awesome kid) April 17, 2007

cooter bite

frost bite of the vagina

Amanda played in the snow naked and got cooter bite!

by Steve Cruz November 12, 2006