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Lovett College

Lovett is one of 9 residential colleges at Rice University in Houston, Texas. Although it is commonly known as the ugliest of the residential colleges, it is, saying this objectively, the best party college at Rice.

It throws weekly parties of more than 150 people on one floor, several rooms of beer pong, several rooms of dancing, and rooms for smoking.

However there are public parties too. One for each semester. In the fall there is Getcheroxoff which used to be a strictly porno party in the 70's but now has been dulled down to themes like Pirate Booty. In the spring, Lovett hosts the best public party of the semester Casino Party, which was the first party at Rice University. All of these are costume parties.
Giggling girls: hey guys, where's the party tonight?
Boys: Lovett College! There's a keg and punch tonight.
Goggling girls: Ooooh what floor?
Boys: SECONDDDDD.
by weinerhole April 10, 2009
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St. Ignatius College Prep

One of the smartest schools in Chicago. Students come from all places in Chicago just to come here. The best College Prep school out there. Known for academics, less about sports, but really who cares about sports?

Academics > Football team, actually truth be told, our football team is probably one of the worst in the nation.
Student #1 from SICP: Did we win in football today?

Student #2 from SICP: Yes!
Student #1 from SICP: Really? I don't believe that St. Ignatius College Prep could pull it off! That usually never HAPPENS!
by IGGYFTW November 11, 2009
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Cow College

Any college primarily noted for its agricultural program and heavy drinking.
by Eust October 22, 2008
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Colles

A guy who thinks he's cool ass, but is actually pretty lame and likely rocks a mohawk. An intentional misspelling.
Damn it, you brought Bud Light Lime again. F@$k you Colles!
by NKTcell July 6, 2011
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Mary Baldwin College

MBC girls are as classy as they come. This all womens school is in Staunton, Va where all there is to do is go to Wal Mart and shop at the boutiques in downtown. The Stauntonites often refer to MBC as "the ivory towers of arrogance." MBC is known for its old traditions, its most popular is Apple Day, which is just an excuse for a carnival and no classes. More importantly Apple Eve is the wildest time of the year. These girls are known for being the most stylish in the Shenandoah, often wearing Polo/Lacoste/and Lilly. Now that diversity plays a part of MBC, students use this as a way to show their differences in culture and interests in the way they dress, the activities they are involved in, and their weekend activities. Most students frequent JMU, UVA, Tech, VMI, and HSC. Or you can find them at one of the raging house parties, which often have wild themes. These girls know how to party and can drink most guys under the table, after all the schools moto is "work hard, play hard" said by their last President. During the week, they do nothing but study and attend meetings, since it is a student run campus, but come the weekend, any guy can find some fun with these wild girls. These Squirrel girls know how to uphold the Southern standard and wear their pearls proudly, just dont challenge them in a game of beer pong! After all boys...all they want is a rich husband anyways.
MBC is not a girls school without men, its a womens college without boys!

VMI Guy: I wanna get some.
MBC Girl: Well dont look here honey, you better try Sweet Briar for that.
by MBCROCKS! October 28, 2004
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Claremont Colleges

Commonly refers to the 5 prestigious undergraduate colleges located in Claremont, California but also includes 2 graduate schools. The undergraduate institutions, Pomona, Claremont McKenna, Pitzer, Harvey Mudd, and Scripps are all highly selective and consistently ranked among the nation's best colleges in US News & World Report as well as in many other college guides. The colleges are all technically independent but share a variety of resources and programs. Pomona and Pitzer do joint athletics while Claremont McKenna, Harvey Mudd, and Scripps (CMS) do as well.
Oh my god, you got into one of the Claremont Colleges? Man, you must be crazy smart!

I could never get into one of the Claremont Colleges...my SATs are not nearly high enough.
by Atticus382091839 April 23, 2006
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Augsburg College

A: A school for squares and bros.
B: An imaginary college behind Jimmy John's (especially when used by a student at the University of Minnesota).
C: A depository of nice Lutheran girls.
Usage A:
Mom 1: "My son goes to Augsburg College."
Mom 2: "Ahh, he must be quite the little brah."
Mom 1: "You're right, he is."

Usage B:
U student 1: "I went to get a sandwich the other day and I swore I saw a college bookstore across the street."
U student 2: "Were you drunk?"
U student 1: "Probably. My mistake."

Usage C:
Dude 1: "I hear you got a new girlfriend."
Dude 2: "I did. She studies Youth and Family Ministry at Augsburg College."
Dude 1: "She must be a very nice young woman with a healthy spirituality."
Dude 2: "Don't forget about her physical attrativeness!"
by Joeyjojrjackamo4 September 20, 2010
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