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Konami Code

Same as below, but the phrase can also be used figuratively and/or metaphorically.
Guy #1: Dude, what's your secret to getting so many women?

Guy #2: I've got the female Konami code, man.
by Captain Criffel September 9, 2004
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Douchebag Code of Conduct

A douchebag must wear or have 3 of the following:

1. Excessively combed hair
2. Sagging Pants
3. One of those combinations of baseball caps and winter hats
4. Unnatural jean colors (e.g red jeans)
5. Skinny jeans
6. Unnecessary skateboard shoes
7. Converses
8. Harry Potter style glasses
9. Backwards hat
10. A t shirt with a loose jacket
11. Or wear a loose-fitting cap

And must do two of the following.....

1. Play Lacrosse
2. Skateboard or Snowboard
3. Wear no shirt half of the time
4. Use hip hop speech (e.g. "yo")
5. Have one girlfriend per week
6. Walk like they have shit in their pants
7. Smoke marijuana
8. Have over 500 facebook friends
9. Wear an earing
10. Call everyone their "son"
Person A: Yo, you not sagging, you're violating the Douchebag Code of Conduct

Person B: Word Son, I'll fix that
by thoughtfultaco November 29, 2010
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Code Red

1. Red-colored Mountain Dew product.

2. One of the earlier computer viruses that propagated both by email and over network connections.

Both of these came out shortly before 9/11 and the Anthrax scare, causing no end of confusion among duh-weebs and n00bs.
Normal, but technologically unprepared person: I was just sitting there drinking my Code Red (1) when Code Red (2) DLed and started spamming everybody in my address book.

Duh-weeb: I understand you got a Code Red infection, but did you spill it on the keyboard or the hard drive?

N00b: It's just scandalous that none of the doctors knew what I was talking about when I asked for inoculation against Code Red!
by Downstrike November 11, 2004
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The Da Vinci Code

1. Book that resulted in thousands of hectares of cruelly misspent paper. An ecological tragedy.
2. Self-help novel for the theologically impaired.
3. Ego-booster for sufferers of minimal-attention span disorder.
4. Least popular subject of conversation between my wife and myself.
"Guess what?! I just finished the Da Vinci Code and---"
"Don't. Just don't."
by Lord & Lady 80 April 17, 2006
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code

To program. To devise computer solutions that use algorithms and some programing language.
I've been writing a lot of code for the e-commerce application.
by Adolfo J. Peña January 31, 2004
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Reed-Solomon code

An error detection code or an error correcting code or a combination of both which is particularly suited to the correction of burst error or errors that are strongly correlated.
A popular Reed-Solomon code is RS(255,223) with 8-bit symbols. Each codeword contains 255 code word bytes, of which 223 bytes are data and 32 bytes are parity. For this code:
n = 255, k = 223, s = 8
2t = 32, t = 16
The decoder can correct any 16 symbol errors in the code word: i.e. errors in up to 16 bytes anywhere in the codeword can be automatically corrected.
by Spirit Bear March 20, 2004
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the code

A ska band with high standards for political movements. They seem to believe that people should do what is right despite what the governments tells you to do. They are a really hard core band with many noble political viewpoints.
At one of their shows, they had pamphlets about animal cruelty and they mentioned the Patriot act. Some of their songs are Know your Enemy, Unity, Break the Silence.
by Seabud June 12, 2005
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