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horizontally challenged

Condoleezza Rice is so horizontally challenged, it's not funny.
by Assweepay October 1, 2005
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Challenge Coin Tasks

Challenge Coin Tasks are the things you have to do to fulfill your obligation to the cadet who gave you the Coin. Mine was to ask each cadet in my graduating class if I could suck their dick and swallow their load while I jacked off and blew my load.
When I go to the cadet showers every morning, I look for guy's who haven't taken care of their morning wood and are walking around with raging boners. Then I fall to my knees in front of their hard-on -- they usually say "go for it!" - I do and complete one of my Challenge Coin Tasks!
by USAF Cadet January 15, 2021
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directionally challenged

A downright fangirl obsession with the band One Direction to the point of seriously pissing off everyone around you.
Girl 1: Taneesha is being so annoying! She is fangirling over One Direction and won't talk to me because she just wants to listen to their "hot sexy voices" !!!!!

Girl 2: I know. She is so directionally challenged.
by heirloom-twinkies August 6, 2012
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cockwaffle challenge

A challenge given to someone to use the word cockwaffle 11 times in one day. However, they cannot use it to describe someone, it must be used as a direct insult to someone's face.

The winner of the cockwaffle challenge generally gets something out of it.
Louisa: "Yo, guys, Zac gave Cameron the cockwaffle challenge today. It's gonna be sooo good"

Guys: "Oh lord, here is goes"
by Southsidex3life December 23, 2007
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Humphry Challenger

A small, yet illusive creature. Looks like a pig badger with two large buckteeth, a pilgrim's outfit (hat with buckle, etc.), and a light saber that will rock your fucking world.
Damn Chris! that humphry challenger just stole my lunch out of the GD trough!
by The Bangkok Project January 9, 2008
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Macamatically Challenged

The state of being limited to what you can download, play, or run on your computer because you're on a mac.
PC: Hey, did you download that game I sent you yet?
Mac: No sorry, I can't.
PC: Why?
Mac: I'm macamatically challenged
by not jdgator95 May 22, 2010
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Smartie Challenge

To consume 2000 calories (80 rolls) worth in Smarties alone in a short span.
First bro - That frat boy puked trying to accomplish the Smartie Challenge.

Second bro - What a bitch, he only got through 47 packs. He still had 33 left.
by Booz January 10, 2013
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