Holiday Card: A way for people to brag about how well their children are doing and all of their accomplishments. An obnoxious thing to do and most of the time they include multiple page 'updates' on their lives.
Bill: Hey! I got something in the mail!
Anna: Eh, it's probably just another Holiday Card
Bill: Yeah...who wants to hear about how their kids got into private school...mehh
Anna: Eh, it's probably just another Holiday Card
Bill: Yeah...who wants to hear about how their kids got into private school...mehh
by actingprincess8808 December 12, 2009
Get the Holiday Card mug.When you text/call someone and they hit you up the next day and or later that day with "I was asleep" when you hit me up earlier/last night etc.
Ex. 1)
Bry: Hey girl can you work tomorrow for Brandi she is sick.
JoJo: "Opens phone reads texts" oh I don't feel like replying I'll just "wake up late tomorrow" & tell her I just got her text.
Jojo: Hey girl I was asleep when you sent that/called, I would have worked for her though IF I would have known!
Ex. 2)
Just got off phone with this person or you saw that their bitch ass tweeted and or posted something on FB.
(10:22) Shan: Hey girl are you still coming over?
Kara: ___________________
(11:04) Shan: um so call me and don't use the "I'm sleeping card" with me, I just saw your tweet! Stop faking!
Bry: Hey girl can you work tomorrow for Brandi she is sick.
JoJo: "Opens phone reads texts" oh I don't feel like replying I'll just "wake up late tomorrow" & tell her I just got her text.
Jojo: Hey girl I was asleep when you sent that/called, I would have worked for her though IF I would have known!
Ex. 2)
Just got off phone with this person or you saw that their bitch ass tweeted and or posted something on FB.
(10:22) Shan: Hey girl are you still coming over?
Kara: ___________________
(11:04) Shan: um so call me and don't use the "I'm sleeping card" with me, I just saw your tweet! Stop faking!
by Miss SLS April 24, 2011
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by hardmofo October 18, 2014
Get the Dry Card mug.A card in a trading card game that can turn the tide of the game when topdecked.
examples:
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yugioh- soul charge, raigeki
examples:
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"i was totally about to win but then he pulled some fucking jesus card, demolished my board, and attacked for game."
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Get the Business Card mug.The act of willingly pushing aside undeniable fact in the defense of a deeply-held belief, often for personal gain.
Example: "In order to preserve his dwindling self esteem, Timmy resorted to Drawing the Catholic Card and refused to acknowledge that there was a gargantuan white head on the tip of his nose after Margret pointed it out into a mirror."
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