Candy Sack

Balls. Junk. The stuff hanging from yer hips, if youre a guy. (or some girls too. All depends.) The male sex organs. They can sometimes be smelly.

Gays will find any excuse to lick the musky candy sack of another man, so now the gays are openly walking around with mistletoe strategically placed above their holly jollies in hopes that trains of suckling street homos will line up to give their package a peck under their zipper’s mistletoe. --christwire.org

by darthdinn December 27, 2011

candy ass jabronie

Insult coined by proffesional wrestler The Rock. Meaning and origin unknown but man did it ever piss other wrestlers off.

The Rock: the rock says, go back to supercuts and get your $5 back you roody poo, candy ass jabronie.

by Spektrum January 6, 2015

candy

Candy: Little sweet treats you eat.

Candy can be sour, sweet, or tart.

by Hidden Meany July 2, 2014

Candy

A thing childmolsters try to attract kids with.

Hey do you heard about Timmy. I heard he was kidnapped by the candy man.

by TastyUnicorn January 13, 2017

candy crust

Pussy juice that has dried on your dick and underwear because you were too stupid or lazy to wash up after sex.

Took 15 minutes to loofah last night’s candy crust off my dick.

by Corncakes October 21, 2017

Candy Gang

A group of people often cucked by call-offs and no-shows in the workplace.

Candy Gang has been cucked by Go Karts for the third time this week.

by Yeetus Deletus June 19, 2018

Candy Swiper

A nurse who recurrently raids the hospital's medical cabinets at work in order to support his or her drug addiction, and dependency.

The head Candy Swiper was nodding off as she proceeded to administer the saline drip.

by meqanick September 30, 2018