Definitions by meqanick

Klanpappy

A racially bigoted and misogynistic evangelical Trumptard who ironically ends up with racially mixed grandchildren despite his attempts to raise his own family as white supremists.

Crushed by his daughter’s pregnancy with a black man, Klanpappy realized the shame he would endure if he dared to show A photo of his grandchild to his fellow Klan members.

Klanpappy by meqanick October 17, 2020

klanpappy

A deeply racist White privileged uneducated turd who fails to pass these traits onto his kids but instead ironically becomes a grandparent to a mixed child because his daughter got knocked up by a brother

After learning that he was to become a klanpappy, “Billy boy” became ever so worried what his peers at the church would think of him.

klanpappy by meqanick September 24, 2020

Tucky

A barrage of racist, bigoted, xenophobic, misogynistic, homophobic, and stupidly nationalistic, garbage that comes out of Tucker Carlson’s mouth.

Fox News is chock full of Tucky

Tucky by meqanick October 4, 2018

Take a Tucky 

The act of an anally retentive dumb conservative trying desperately to poop by listening to the soothing sounds of a racially charged Tucker Carlson Fox News Rant.

Billy Jo Bob was constipated all day after he saw an NFL player kneeling during the national anthem so he took his phone to the bathroom and tried to take a tucky.

Take a Tucky by meqanick October 4, 2018

Lindseygram

A singing telegram you send to a person who is celebrating coming out of the closet.

After the senator blew the doors off that bitch, Congress got together and sent him a Lindseygram.

Lindseygram by meqanick October 1, 2018

Candy Swiper 

A nurse who recurrently raids the hospital's medical cabinets at work in order to support his or her drug addiction, and dependency.

The head Candy Swiper was nodding off as she proceeded to administer the saline drip.

Candy Swiper by meqanick September 30, 2018