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candychu

A girl who is obviously too old for you but doesn't reject you/ back away because she's pedo like that. Will most likely feel some form of depression at 18 years of age as this is when her actions will no longer be forgiven. Don't worry because certain 15 year olds don't mind.
Candice: How old are you?
Brendan: 15, how about you?
Candice: I... am 18
Brendan: Man, that's so Candychu
by timar June 7, 2009
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Candy stripper

A nurse who moonlights at the strip club.
Patient 1: Why does that nurse look so familiar?
Patient 2: Because you saw her last night on the pole, she's a candy stripper.
by #bsb December 31, 2016
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hamster candy

Synthetic cannabis, also known by the brand names K2 or Spice. Derived from descriptions of its smell and look, as it looks like hamster food and smells like gummy candy. Hamster candy is often used when one is aware of an upcoming drug test as an alternative to natural marijuana because hamster candy precludes a positive test.
Kevin: "Would you like to split a spliff with me?"
James: "No, I have a drug test coming up, so I'll just stick to hamster candy."
by Air Peezy July 28, 2011
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hard candy

An erect penis. Called "candy" because bitches like to suck on it as if it were candy.
by IceWarm December 24, 2004
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candycane

when a guy is getting head, and right before he shoots his load, he pushes the person doing the sucking off his cock, punches them in the face, then shoots a load on their face. when the cum mixes with the blood, it looks like a candy cane. also called strawberry shortcake
i candycaned your mom last night
by dan tumi October 2, 2003
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Candy Apple

A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.
John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .
by JC2012 November 6, 2009
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Candy Crowley

The act of stepping in and saying something to try to save your friend in the midst of his or her telling a lie or exaggeration, when in fact you know it's probably wrong and you are supposed to be an unbiased party. Based on TV reporter Candy Crowley's actions in one of the debates of the 2012 presidential election.
Did you see that guy lie/exaggerate to everyone about what really went down? No one was buying it, but then some other guy swooped in and pulled a Candy Crowley, and everyone was like, wow! You know, like when Candy did it for Obama over Benghazi talking points.
by psara May 6, 2013
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