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Cole’s Law

If you add enough mayo and sugar to a head full of cabbage, someone is bound to eat it up.
The ill-advised conspiracy theorist blogger loaded his viral post with just enough fancy sounding word salad to satisfy Cole’s Law.
by eskwire4real June 20, 2024
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Cole

The man of my dreams. The most understanding, loving, caring, patient, funny, and most handsome man to walk this earth. He is such a wonderful listener. He gives the best advice, and guides you in the right direction! No matter how long it takes, if he knows its worth it he will do any & everything to prove & show you Hes not going anywhere. he only wants you, he'll make you feel protected, loved, cared about, beautiful, strong, worthy, ect. He'll be your other,better, greater half, the rock that built your world, partner in crime, soul mate, best friend, rider, hubby, the love of your life, ect.. His eyes are so indescribable you'll get lost in those green eyes but you'll also fall in love with them. You'll love the way stares at you, holds you, kisses you, he does everything he can to make you happy, make you smile, feel loved, protected, worthy, no matter his sacrifice. You'll fall in love with his laugh, smile,eyes, & everything from head to toe,& everything inside & outside, even the things you don't get to see or touch. Everyday you'll fall more in love with him & he will fall with you! He'll always be on your side, & have your back. He'll do whatever to show you a different way of life. He'll stand by your side and never give up on you, or let you give up on your self, he'll push you an get you to where we both need to been in life. I could go on forever, all im saying is get your self a Cole. But not my Cole, because. I ain't ever letting go or sharing my hubby!
Most handsome, loving, caring, patient, strong,funny, smart,ect. Man alive a Cole find you're one
by T joy May 31, 2018
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Cole

Bro has the fattest dick ever
Cole have a fat dick
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Cole Doern

A creature apart of the male species that gets "no bitches" and watches brainrot aka ssundee
This cole doern doesnt know what he is talking about
by Zenjos April 10, 2024
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Coles

Coles Is the superior supermarket that serves customers every day even when they are crackheads.
Fuck, I have to go to coles because woollies is a nazi supporting company.#ColesLife
by #ColesLife November 16, 2022
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Lloyd cole and the commotions

British synth pop band popular in the uk in the 1980's but virtually unheard of in the united States. Jangly melodies percolating guitar riffs and coles unique "catch in the throat"lyrics give this band an unique sound not dissimilar to matthew sweet or prefab sprout
One of their most popular songs is "rattlesnakes from their album "1984-1989.this song has been covered by tori amos. The band broke up in 1989
And cole embarked on a solo career
He
He his wife and their kids are living in Boston
I downloaded lloyd cole and the commotions. It's kinda nice
by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021
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Cole apology

When someone disrespects you then quickly issues an apology out of fear before you can retaliate.
Bruh really disrespected me and then gave a Cole apology, as if that would make things go away... little did he know, I don't let shit slide...
by Pmdefine21 April 12, 2024
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