BH-V Card

When one loses their butt hole virginity

Amelia: Wana do it in da butt?
Lo: Nothing new I lost my BH-V Card last week?
Amelia: Did you get poop on your dick?

by Ldquakers April 7, 2010

caledonia

a shitty town were the water has steroids in thats why they all ways beat avon in football

"hey when do you we play caledonia"
"idk they're just gunna beat us anyways"

by Byron Howe September 7, 2007

negro card

Slang for an American Express black card. As coined by Fabolous on From Nothing to Something.

That guy must be rich cause he has a negro card.

by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007

obama card

phrase used in defensive argument to counteract the "racist card". no real meaning other than defense to annoying black chicks who like to mouth off and call you a racist just because you have less melanin, but can get skin cancer easier

Black (afrian american) chick: "You callin' me a gold-digga cuz I'm black. You racist! You racist wite bitch!"

Me: "Girl, grow up and don't pull the racist card on me or I'll pull the obama card on you"

by yourmothersgotleprocy August 15, 2010

cardboard muncher

Sexual actions by mouth upon a woman's vagina. Can also be called "Box Muncher".

"Eating so much pussy labeled you a cardboard muncher!"

by VyRiZ June 24, 2006

Christmas Card Tard

A person who sends you a Christmas card, or the person who you have received a Christmas card from, after Christmas.

I got a Christmas Card from Bob today, and its December 30th! He is a Christmas Card Tard!

by EvanMileus March 8, 2008

cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.

I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021