boner check

The act of checking for erections. Typically involving an evaluation of one or more cock and balls.

"Oh geez"
(Lots of gayness)
"BONER CHECK!!"
"Fag"

by Goatseking April 5, 2007

Boner Milk

Another term for Jizz,what else could it be?

Edgar drank deep the boner milk for he was a butt raiding faggot.

by Jack "Mushroomtattoo" Gatehissouse April 14, 2005

Boner

That hard thing in your pants when you walk by Victoria's Secret

Person 1: Sir, you have a raging boner.
Person 2: Don't mind me, I just walked past Victoria's Secret

by Dr. Seuss, PhD June 19, 2011

angry boner

1. used to describe the usually unwanted erection which only occurs with high levels of stress or anger.
2. can also be used to describe situations in which there has been anger or drama, but overall still quite amusing.

1. 'oh dear..... hes got an angry boner' or 'he was so pissed off he got an angry boner'
2. 'it was a bit of an angry boner night'

by castleton February 9, 2009

Drama boner

In online RPGs, when a dramatic situation arises in a guild, the members who derive pleasure from the events are said to get drama boners.

Dude, Lutious made a huge scene and left the guild last night! I had the biggest drama boner!

by Hawen January 3, 2009

girl boner

The state of a woman who is sexually aroused. Usually used with reference to the person or thing that caused the arousal. See boner.

My sister said that she has a girl boner for Brad Pitt, and then my mother said, "He gives me a girl boner too!" I was so creeped out by the whole conversation!

by peter_abelard04 February 24, 2004

techno boner

An unexpected erection which occurs when you encounter a new/cool/sexy piece of technology.

When Rob opened his new brushed-metal scanner, he suddenly sprouted a techno boner.

by Psypher October 19, 2004