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beach

A bored, hopeless state of mind brought on by heat, sleep deprivation, or chemistry homework . Pointless business law classes can also induce such feelings of "beaching."
This chemistry homework doesn't make sense. I'm so tired, and the air conditioner is broken so I feel like I have heat stroke. I must be beaching.
by That which is Beach March 30, 2011
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i-hate-the-beach

The cutest tumblr user ever.
Her face is flawless along with her voice, and her body.
Follow her if you haven't already.
Kthx.
Hey do you follow i-hate-the-beach?
Yeah man. She's perfect.
by shanasaurusrexxxx August 16, 2014
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Virginia Beach

city where even the whitest whiteboys use street slang
skater: "yo what's good kid?"

skater2" "not much yo, my bad about not hittin you up yesterday"
by Mista X March 28, 2005
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gerritsen beach

an irsih shanty town in the bowls of brooklyn
gerritsen beach is a small town located in the southren most part of brooklyn .... all most all kids there either smoke weed of drink alot of alcohol.. kids here think there cool when they drive in there little cars out side the "skate park" or A.P gb is the stupides town but its intentiions are good are mostt of the "older" people there are good ... gerritsen beeach is now fillledd with guidos pot heads and losers
by legomyego August 22, 2008
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Cincinnati bearcat

While titty fucking a girl, a guy takes a moist shit in a full ashtray positioned behind him. He quickly surprises her by spreading the gray-brown mixture all over her face, making her look like the grayish brown wild asian bearcat. If you're lucky, she'll have a few cigarette butts mixed in that can be positioned under her nose like whiskers to complete the effect.
First circulated in the Clifton area of Cincinnati, home to the University of Cincinnati, whose school mascot happens to be the Bearcat.
I'm glad you guys always smoke in Shannon's room! Those full ashtrays came in handy last night when I "surprised" her with a Cincinnati bearcat...The way she screamed, she had to love it!
by Doug1287783 September 23, 2008
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Beach Nigger

Offensive term for Brazilians.
"The World Cup Soccer Final in 2002 saw the Gerry's (Germany) playing the Beach Niggers"
by Kamen Cider July 29, 2004
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Beach Week

The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.

Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.

No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.

The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.

A week where cops should just give up

A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record

A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!
by TheLoft November 12, 2012
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