The first week of June in which herds of high school graduates migrate towards the beach in order to engage in (sometimes fatal) drug abuse and promiscuity.
Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.
No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.
The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.
A week where cops should just give up
A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record
A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
Also a week in which the already slutty girls wear even sluttier outfits, if possible, and increase their collection of STD's.
No girl with any sense of looks (drunk vision inclusive) leaves a virgin. Many leave with their first rape kit.
The more prude girls attempt to dress slutty, but refuse to act slutty, transforming them into cluster-fucks.
A week where cops should just give up
A week where thousands of kids get a criminal record
A week where every fluid is tainted (or cured) with alcohol
It's Beach Week next week! I can't way to severely damage my liver and brain stability in order to have an abundance of unadulterated sex with random strangers of random sexes with or without consensual-ality!
by TheLoft June 01, 2012