whap my bacon on her face

1. (Scottish Slang) The deploarble act of savagely placing ones penis on someones face.

"I noticed your maw was asleep and decided to sneakily whap my bacon on her face."

whap my bacon on her face by TheGayMaker January 5, 2008

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unexplained bacon

Bacon of mysterious origin. First seen in a Simpsons episode.

Mmmmm... Unexplained bacon.

unexplained bacon by unexplained bacon May 14, 2003

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bacon • bacon strips • baconator • bacon bit • bacon and eggs • baconhair • baconed • Bacon Face • Baconism • bacon bitch

Solo Bacon Battle

When you can't find a friend for a regular Bacon Battle you can still play by yourself. This version is very simple. You must go back to a lady's house and, having finished tasting of her sweet nectar, go down to the kitchen and steal as much of her food as you can. The beauty of the Solo Bacon Battle is that it's not limited to bacon. You are encouraged to steal any food you can get your hands on. Just make sure you don't get caught!

Ben was busy last night, so Bill did a Solo Bacon Battle. He completely emptied out Mary's fridge. Now she has no food.

Solo Bacon Battle by OldManPatterson February 13, 2013

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beauty bacon

The mark made when accidentally touching a heated beauty appliance like a curling iron or straightener to one's neck, jaw, ear or other non hair body part, especially if making it causes a sizzle and/or aroma like cooking bacon.

No, that's not a hickey, just some beauty bacon from when I slipped with the curling iron this morning. Sometimes I suck at this girl stuff!

beauty bacon by PurplePirate April 19, 2015