Texas Monsoons

An occurrence in which the resident lives in any part of Texas, and there are thunderstorms and rains heavy and powerful enough to obliterate anything in their way, i.e., internet connectivity plummets, neighborhoods are flooded, the marshlands are swamped, you name it, it can do it.

Frederick: Aw hell brother, I got hit by them Texas Monsoons
Yonick: Damn boy, hope your not in any flash flood potential areas.
Frederick: But I am though, and my internet’s at an all time low too
Yonick: RIP you

by Magnumus Dongus October 18, 2018

Texas Wheelie

When a girl is on a Ferris wheel and climbs on top of said wheel, rubs her clit on it while the Ferris wheel is moving, and achieves a climax.

“Stay here and hold my purse while I do a Texas Wheelie”

“I had a Texas Wheelie the other day that was the best!”

by Texas Wheelie November 30, 2019

Henderson Texas

Where ever nigga think they gangsta cuz they got gun but they just don’t know how to fight.

Henderson Texas = fake Ass gangsta

by JJS from Henderson tx October 18, 2021

woodville, texas

It's a small town in texas, that once girls graduate their asses get as wide as they are tall... Be easy on the door frames

Watch out people woodville, Texas is coming through.

by Lilj1984 March 31, 2017

Texas Longhorn

When your fist is shoulder deep up an anus.

That butt hole is so loose that you could easily perform a Texas Longhorn.

by Texxx6996 July 06, 2018

texas bopper

a hot guy from Texas like eats ass

Omg look at lance, he’s such a Texas bopper.

by Makxsk November 25, 2018

Texas Hold'em

Getting a handjob from a TX girl.

Person 1: What'd you do last week?
Person 2: I got a Texas Hold'em from the new girl.

by Littlegirl99999 November 20, 2020