Advanced Power Management (APM)

Punch card power management

APM blows chunks!

by Bungalow Bill October 18, 2001

Alan Jackson

A good friend of Mr Hughes, who does not take children's shoes but does the G-Mod Sexy Dance.

Jude: Hey Louis, do the Sexy Dance.
Louis: I can't. I'm not Alan Jackson.

by EltonJohnsSon June 7, 2019

Alan

Alan-Someone who probably fornicates with their father and/or gets Eiffel Tower’d by his cats. Usually suspected by many to be gay. Very knowledgeable about useless, esoteric facts.

Can also be used as an adjective to describe anything bad or thought to be bad.

Ryan-Did you here about Alan?
Tom-No, what is it? Is he Alan?
Ryan-It’s true, he’s super Alan. He doesn’t only fuck his cats but also hates black people.

by F-wordsayer69 September 9, 2019

Alana

The hottest bitch

"Damn she looks like the sun"
"Shes an Alana"

by qsdfghjkl; April 22, 2019

advanced hoe

Otherwise known as an "Ultimate Skeeza"; A professional hoe, deals great pleasure for large amounts of money.

Damn that Advanced hoe is really expensive.

by Eric, Johnny Amanda, and Jonathan September 18, 2006

Advanced higher history bitch

A student who studies advanced higher history who is at the mercy of those studying higher history, especially when they have a whip. The whip is often used on the AHHB as a method of showing who has dominant control. Songs are often made up about such situations.

You advanced higher history bitch!" "You Advanced higher history bitch, you and your thousand word long essays!" "Jamie is the class Advanced higher history bitch!"

by LollingattheAHHB November 16, 2010

Alan Grody

The epitome of extremely gross and disgusting.

Felipe: So how was Mary last night?

Joe: Dude, she tried to finger bang me. It was really Alan Grody

Felipe: Cock sand.....

by Shaolin Shadowboxer January 25, 2011