1) the gay version of the the Alabama crab dangle
2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
2) a sex act where the 1st male standing with his hands pressed firmly agents the wall for leverage, and the 2nd male enters the anus of the 1st male spins himself upside down he hooks his heels under the 1st males armpit he curls himself up and under the 1st males body and presses his lips firmly over the 1st males nuttsack cuppingly and hovers him till they both reach climax
if jack'in it is added then thats called the Pinocchio dilemma or Pinocchio twist the full act is known as Pinocchio's dilemma or Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist
holy shit Majidah and Dante fell through the plate glass window attempting the reverse Alabama Ball Wrangle with a Pinocchio twist her strap-on got stuck inside of him when she landed ass over spinal cord, emergency had to cut her free and surgically remove it from his anus, the whole block was out, that chick ant never gonna live that shit down its on youtube search powerquee and you'll see it // ASS FUNNY!!!
by Cosmic Pope October 30, 2010
Get the Alabama Ball Wranglemug. Sexual intercourse between three individuals that are related by a maximum distance of second cousin.
Typically involved two males (cousins, brothers, uncle-nephew, father-son, grandfather-grandson, etc.) and a female (sister, cousin, aunt, wife, grandma, mother, etc.)
Similar to a three way, but more incestuous.
Typically involved two males (cousins, brothers, uncle-nephew, father-son, grandfather-grandson, etc.) and a female (sister, cousin, aunt, wife, grandma, mother, etc.)
Similar to a three way, but more incestuous.
by Chief O'Chuggabeer May 11, 2012
Get the Alabama three waymug. John: Hey sis wanna bang?
Cathy: Sure John
*John and Cathy are banging each other*
John: Sweet Home Alabama
Cathy: Sure John
*John and Cathy are banging each other*
John: Sweet Home Alabama
by YourNibba November 21, 2018
Get the Sweet Home Alabamamug. Waiting in line at Walmart, hiked up on on ephedrine, purchasing more ephedrine for your girlfriend's weight loss ambitions and eyeballing a fine little Philly walking past your eyeballs hoping your girlfriend's body is as fine as hers... turns out it's your sister.
The Walmart cashier notices a sweaty, angst-ridden man ogling a woman. Cashier: "That'll be $16.37 for your ... (Cashier puts up her hands and makes air quotes) ... sinus medicine." The angst-ridden man continues to visually have sex with the woman. The woman turns around and sees the angst-ridden man. Woman: "Hi Marco, where's mom is she waiting on the car? Cashier: " Whoo-wee, that's some shit! Marco you checked out that ass like it's passing out five dollar EBT cards, you in a Alabama State of Mind!
by Terio Marin May 16, 2016
Get the alabama state of mindmug. when you and the boys lube up and find a slippery surface, like a kitchen floor, and use your legs to spin in a circle while jerking off.
by yeeteteeetete May 24, 2018
Get the Alabama Fidget Spinnermug. "I met this girl from Texas and she gave me an Alabama Boone Job"
"What's that"
"It's when she snorts coke off your dick"
"Bro that's gnarly"
"What's that"
"It's when she snorts coke off your dick"
"Bro that's gnarly"
by cristina11 April 26, 2017
Get the Alabama Boone Jobmug. A nice suburb outside of Birmingham, Alabama. Mountain Brook has an economy slightly higher than surrounding areas, ok a lot higher. The ongoing stereotype is that everyone who goes to Mountain Brook is considered a "Brookie" or someone who feeds off of Daddy's money and does drugs because there is nothing better to do. However, just because Daddy went to college, worked hard, and was successful, doesn't give the right for other people to immediately judge their kids into being "rich" boys or girls. There are some assholes and douchebags at the school, but they are devastatingly overpowered by the smart, and incredibly nice people. Mountain Brook has an incredible school structure and a community full of nice people. Unfortunately, the ongoing stereotype of Mountain Brook will continue, as the assholes who hate them will keep at their game until they decide to go drink and screw the nearest slice of booty. And while you are trashing Mountain Brook, remember this, good people live there, and they will amount to better things without the use of money.
"Hey those Mountain Brook kids have so much money, they probably never worked a day in their life!"
"You got that right, now let's skip school so we can drink&drive while we have sex with our girlfriends who aren't sluts, cause only sluts come from Mountain Brook! hyuck hyuck hyuck!"
Mountain Brook, Alabama, the Beverly Hills of Alabama. Lies, Beverly Hills is in California idiots, and there sure as hell wouldn't be one in Alabama.
"You got that right, now let's skip school so we can drink&drive while we have sex with our girlfriends who aren't sluts, cause only sluts come from Mountain Brook! hyuck hyuck hyuck!"
Mountain Brook, Alabama, the Beverly Hills of Alabama. Lies, Beverly Hills is in California idiots, and there sure as hell wouldn't be one in Alabama.
by pimphandrespect February 25, 2010
Get the Mountain Brook, Alabamamug.