AIDS

Nature's way of preventing stupid people from breeding and multiplying

Joseph: Babe I think I'm ready to take this a step further... I'm ready for kids.
Ellen: Sorry darling... I have AIDS... Surprise!

by Lilyeetboi April 21, 2018

Aids

Another way of describing a negatively severe case or situation.

This year's Coachella was aids, hopefully it gets better next year.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

Aids

1. Someone who engages in various sexual activities with numerous men/women
2. Rappers who claim they "fuck new bitches" everyday

Kayla: 🎶 " Cause I Fuck New Bitches Everyday!!" 🎶
Lily: *Sings along with beat* "In these cases you have aids!"

by Aesthetic Trash May 1, 2018

Aids

Aids ; commonly used to describe unfair behaviour in a sport or video game. Actual definition is the name for a sexually transmitted disease.

Shathid: Damn that was so AIDS...
Jerry: No it wasn't!

by YerDa'SellsAvon January 11, 2018

Aids_Man

A white kid who loves saying racial slurs and vulgar language so he can make up for his social anxiety and autism.

i almost feel bad for Aids_Man, i heard his uncle molested him as a child

by JunBUn May 4, 2018

Aids

Jonas

Jonas is aids.

by Olole February 12, 2018

AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.

"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018