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Jizz in a beehive

When a male sticks his dick in a beehave and jizzes all over the bees while they sting you
Jake want to go jizz in a beehive later
by Htt67425276 April 28, 2015
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Jizz Tickets

A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."
by adem g September 8, 2013
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Bagel Jizz

when the cream cheese from the bagel you are eating gets in the corners of your mouth
by kopask January 18, 2015
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cool jizz

Your hair is cool jizz!
by Kale Cee March 19, 2023
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Fizz and Jizz

A sex act done by pouring a tablespoon of McDonald's sprite soda onto a woman's clitoris. Can also be described as "queefing pop rocks"
"Dude I just gave Jessica a Fizz and Jizz last night!"
by Paid actor #32 March 7, 2020
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Jizz Socker

A currently fictional device concept - the Jizz Soccer, Jizz Socker or Jizz Sock-ker is a two piece apparatus. One piece is conceived to have a pneumatic pumping action sleeve designed to fit over a penis and is fitted with a wireless or wired receiver. The second piece is a glove fitted with motion sensors and a transmitter. The intended function of the jizz socker is to allow the person wearing the penis sleeve to be cranked off by a complete stranger utilising the glove device in tandem with an internet connection.
"That Jizz Socker session last night was immense... ladyboy69xOxO has one hell of a grip!!"

Ready to rock with a Jizz Socker'd cock! PM me plz!! X_X
by Stick900 November 12, 2018
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Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.
I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.
by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021
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