May 2

National post all sort of shit about your friends day.

Hey what's the day today?

MY BFF JACK IS A DOUCHE. MAY 2

by MOCHA._.Latte May 2, 2021

(WTF)2

The result of being at a red light and looking out the side door window, only to see the cars in the lane next to you driving off, and you, thinking your light is green too, press on the gas while still looking out the side, ram the guy infront of you. The second boxed ? occurs when you, in a rage of furry for fucking up your hood and bumper, exit the car to witness the damage, and forget the car is still in gear, hit the same car again.

I was like (WTF)2 after Deena told me that my car was up his ass again.

by BeatleLeo December 12, 2017

March 2

Nation eat out your girlfriend day. ( today is the day to eat her TF out)

You: today is march 2nd, you know what that means?
Girlfriend: I do, come to my room already

by Ba11s March 1, 2023

draw 2

the second in command draw 4 card

fred: uno
me: bitch draw 2
fred: shit

by oofperson September 27, 2019

Snigul 2

It's the same as Snigul but there's two of them
Snigul 2 = (Snigul * Snigul) / Broccoli = (2x * 2x) / B1 = Snigul

Snigul 2 is in my ass

by Mom_drstroyer_6000p February 1, 2022

October 2

National fat ass appreciation day

Hey your ass looks nice

Thank you but why did you say that
It’s October 2

by Dukka73 October 2, 2022

October 2

National wear a Hoodie day

Boy: “Hey why are you wearing a Hoodie it’s so hot outside”

Girl: “It’s October 2”

by Ashl3 September 30, 2021