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About To Die Cock

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."
"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."
by Julactus May 10, 2025
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california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock
I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"
by Tiantberry May 30, 2014
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Cock

Yo Cameron nice Cock
Cameron: Thanks my rooster is mad cute
by Jxxklv April 23, 2021
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Cock Gobbler

A woman, or women that always have dick(s) in there mouth. They talk like professional cock gobblers.
Angie and her best friend Kim are both cock gobblers!
by Mr. Ruppert November 12, 2017
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Cock

Cock is apart of the chicken race as many know, but it's also used as a term towards people that's a Dick
by xx_thotslayer_xx April 16, 2018
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The Dog Bites the Cock

Used when you unwittingly do something that you know is a dumb idea but you do it anyways.
When you let a dog off his leash around a group of chicken. Inevitably "The Dog Bites the Cock".
by WelcomeParty985 June 28, 2021
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Gargantuan Puppy Cock

(Noun) slang for a black olive used by people looked in central Montana.
I need gargantuan puppy cock to go with my salad.
by Olive Lover May 6, 2023
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