I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

Titch (me out)

When something, usually minor or irrational, annoys or frustrates you to the point of not being able to let it go. The feeling usually invokes a skin-crawl, murderous eye-twitch, intense cringing or straight up snapping at the source of the titch. Almost like an ick, but not quite.

The sound of Mary chewing her gum is titching me out.
Yes! It always titches me when she does that.

Can you please stop pacing around? It's titching me out.

Are you trying to titch (me out) ?

by WordFiend69 February 7, 2024

Me-ma

A term of endearment in the southern United States for "grandmother".

It smelt like someone was cooking bad meat, but it turned out Me-ma was setting to close to the BBQ grill.

by Miss Ruby Ann October 12, 2023

Show me

1. The way you pronounce Xiaomi, but think of the word "show" as part of "shower".

2. Used to attempt to revive a dead meme.

1.

'Murican dude: "Ayo, have you heard of Shaw My's new phone?"
Chinese dude: "It's pronounced Show Me, but with the word Show being part of the word Shower"

2.
YTP Robotnik: "I'm happy to show you da wae."
Ugandan Knuckles: "SHOW ME DA WAE"

by DarkAF420 October 12, 2023

Show me your bankai

When a bleach fan wants to the see the genitals of another person

James: hey carl show me your bankai dude
Carl: sure
*takes of pants and shows his penis*

by Zəd October 12, 2023

short me out

O.G. prison phrase that means "Don't throw down that cigarette when you are done, give it to me so I can get that last drag, or two".

Meghan; "Kylie don't drop that butt, short me out."

by rnnrdad October 13, 2023

where'd you find that picture of me

When an image/video/meme is so relatable that you just can't help but see yourself in it. The joke is that even though you aren't in it, you could be given how much you relate.

*picture of someone being very uncool*
Comments: damn where'd you find that picture of me

by rollingburrito October 13, 2023