Two Face

Eat chipotle and ask your partner to lick your asshole. Then proceeded to spray-shit on half of your partners face whilst screaming Batman references.

Susan would rather have sex than watch “The Dark Knight” trilogy so I Two Faced her.

by TheGreyGoose October 31, 2020

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Face card

A face so beautiful it can be used instead of a credit or debit card to pay for things.

Jennie Ruby Jane has an expensive face card that never declines.

by Jnkfan June 30, 2024

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Face Fucked

When your edible kicks in.

Chrissy was face fucked by her sour razzapple edible.

by Icky4 August 20, 2022

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spongey face

it means you have a very spongey face and you absorb all the water in your face

Susan spongey face is very squishy that her pimple pops out

by Spongey face May 24, 2016

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When at the end of the felatio, man pulls his penis out of the womans mouth and rocks his balls all over her face while singing an adapt version of Jingle bells, which goes like this: "Jingle balls, jingle balls, jingle on your face". The combination doesn't have to be heterosexual, the only mandatory aspect of this act are the requirements of the balls. And a face. Usage of animals is also allowed.

Man 1: "Last night I performed jingle on your face on your mamma."
Man 2: "O really? How did it go?"
Man 1: "Actually really good, I tied her down this time, so her resistanse was futile."

by Pulfie123 December 8, 2017

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put face

To show up and make people feel like you want to be there, especially when you don't.

To put on a face.

It can mean 'to schmooze' in certain contexts.

I don't really want to go to this party, but I feel like I need to at least put face for an hour.

We're taking the clients out to dinner to put face and make them trust us.

by millamacmia March 30, 2017

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