Cock Blocked

People who are too stagnant and stuck up in their own emotions and environment to know whats really going on in reality.

You: In Call of Duty Zombies, lets turn on the power first so we can survive longer having most of the Perks

Asshole: Shut the Fuck up!

You: What did I do?

Asshole: Your stupid!

You: You want to fail the game? Why you so Cock Blocked? You have a Dick stuck up in your mouth or something? It sounds like it..... literally

That's an example of the word phrased "Cock Blocked" people. Have fun and get used to it because there are some people who are like that, and of course other people trying to solve problems.
Don't be the one who is Cock Blocked not unless somehow you end up on this page and are one.

by VirtualShark August 22, 2016

crepe cock

When a crepe is used as condom during sexual intercouse

Get on your crepe cock!

by heyitzstani April 6, 2017

Saeko Futa Cock

Explanation: On Rule34.xxx there is an obscene amount of Futa porn of Saeko and Seong-Hui from Yakuza 7 with world ending sized Futa cocks.

Damn Danielle, geez you have a Saeko Futa Cock

by AstronomicaIl January 18, 2024

Duck cock

Quwacks dong

Your duck cock is too big.

by Quwack fan September 30, 2020

Chip off the cock

When ones father and son are both getting more action then there wife/Girl friend.

Did u hear about what happened to Henry and his son?

No what.

They both got caught cheating.

Aww i didnt think his son would be a Chip off the cock.

by K-town-CA August 12, 2011

Custard cock

Dick cheese

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick

by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024

Cock Meat Sandwich

The sandwich created by two dicks inserted, one in the pink, one in the stink (the bread) and the internal flesh between two cocks (the filling).

Hey guys, want to come over and make a cock meat sandwich with me?

by Slimmygizzards1000 July 24, 2025