tee-ball comedian

someone who is only funny when the joke is handed to them on a silver platter

Tyler: Yo that guy is so funny!
David: No he's not, he needs everything perfectly set up, he's a tee-ball comedian.

by hiimlunaaaa February 25, 2025

balls deep

when you go so far your gotta squeeze your scrotal package in too

“damn bro i was balls deep in her (or him) last night”
“holy shit man! did they fit?”

by anonymous August 15, 2022

Bowling ball

A bowling ball is an object that has several uses:
Bowling
Unclogging toilets
Musical instrument
Fleshlight
Clothes
Performing surgeries
Lobotomies
Killing
Playing Plants vs. Zombies
Giving birth
Building a spaceship
Etc.

Person A: Hey man, look at this sick bowling ball I bought yesterday.
Person B: Cool! Wanna go bowling?
Person A: Bowling? I'm using it as a musical instrument. *Plays an epic guitar solo using the bowling ball*
Person B: What the actual fuck.

The art of bowling balls, my children.

by skippythetoiletfan April 7, 2024

Two-Ball Patty

The act of hitting a second ball in a round of golf because your first one was garbage. The result being significantly better.

After slicing into the rough, he went two-ball Patty and laced one down the fairway

by redtenor November 27, 2020

Ball of faith

It's a sex position where the bottom is curled in a ball and the top is trying to crumple them like paper

"My friend and I agreed to try out the ball of faith. It didn't turned out well for his asshole"

by A_tired_ratboy January 20, 2022

Blue Balls

A condition used by men to trick and bully girls into have sexual relations with them

Man: don’t stop or you’ll give me blue balls
Girl: I’m just uncomfortable with this

Man: NO YOU WILL GIVE ME BLUE BALLS AND I WILL HATE YOU!!

by Bi girl xoxo August 9, 2021

ball shaker

When a male sits naked on top of a washing machine on its spin cycle

Bro, I was kinda horny the other day so I did a ball shaker

by ChileConCarter April 10, 2020