straight to face

When you really want to eat something.

instead of letting the cupcakes cool, they went straight to face

by Kildonon February 19, 2018

Double face entendre

A person who has two opposite personalities (Usually one is less preferable than the other)

"My ex-girlfriend is such a double face entendre."

by Mr. BigBig November 28, 2022

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Jeffy Face McJunior

A person or animal that exhibits a mental state that is filled with EXTREME anxiety and excitement. A life lived like and anxiety attack per-say.

“Emmy is being such a Jeffy face McJunior!” Or
“Ranger is so stupid he’s a Jeffy face McJunior!”

by Flower mound Flackavelli June 21, 2018

.9.Ima Slap It On His/Her/Unisex Face.9.

.9.Ima Slap It On His/Her/Unisex Face.9.

.9.Ima Slap It On His/Her/Unisex Face.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 31, 2025

Face grinding disc

FULL FACE GRINDING DISC
Amazing 2 in 1 tool! Cuts and grinds
www.toolacademy.com/product/4-5-full-face-grinding-disc

face grinding disc is 2 in 1 tool Cuts and grinds by toolacademy

by John K Chakravarthi March 20, 2023

End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024