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Clock's ticking bitch!

Something you say to a girl who thinks she's too hot to associate with people unless they're rich or famous and acts either cold or like a bitch to everyone else. Usually, she has no other skills or qualities to fall back on once she gets old and fat.
1) You ask a girl on a date and she asks what kind of car you drive.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

2) You try to say hello to a hot girl as she approaches the line to a club, but she passes you and the rest of the line to the front to try to seduce the door-man.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"

3) You buy a girl a drink, which she accepts, and then she tells you she has a boyfriend and walks away.

Your response..."Clock's ticking bitch!"
by Chemlight January 7, 2014
mugGet the Clock's ticking bitch!mug.

Build-A-Bitch Workshop

Where men can go build their own slut.
Connor: Aww did Caroline break up with you?
Nick: (Sobs) Yeah
Connor: Well stop on down to Build-A-Bitch Workshop! You can get a new one there!
Nick: You just made my day! I’m going there!
by Not a legend 27 December 17, 2019
mugGet the Build-A-Bitch Workshopmug.

Boba Worm Bitch

something you don’t want to be called.
you’re being a fucking boba worm bitch right now.
by clementine_ May 7, 2021
mugGet the Boba Worm Bitchmug.

Burner Phone Bitch

A female of low-grade quality that is cheap and easy to access at any time.

A girl you use on the low a couple times for a booty call and then get rid of so you don’t get caught with her.
Naw Bro, We don’t date those hoes, their burner phone bitches, you just use em’ up then throw em’ away.
by MoonGoddess619 February 5, 2019
mugGet the Burner Phone Bitchmug.

Crud Munching Bitch

A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.
Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!

(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)
by William J J T October 30, 2010
mugGet the Crud Munching Bitchmug.

straight bitch zonin'

the act of hanging out with someone you are in the Friend Zone with.
Mikie has been Straight Bitch Zonin' all day long.
by Jimmy James P May 1, 2008
mugGet the straight bitch zonin'mug.

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