Wizard Finger

Verb describing the process of probing one’s rectum to administer a prostate exam.

Saw my doctor this morning. Gave me the old wizard finger!

by Wally Fingers April 10, 2024

hedge wizard

Conner Hyatt

Conner is a hedge wizard

by Hedge wizard 2.0 June 21, 2018

Stank Wizard

Noun- a hobo with a Gandalf-like beard, and a powerful curse-like odor.

I can still smell that Stank Wizard we met earlier.

by DildoFaggins July 2, 2016

Wizard Shit

Shit Wizards do.

Like 💨🌲s all day and still handle all their biz. #🧙 ♂️💩

My homie has kids, a sick career and 💨s 🌲s all day. That's some Wizard Shit.

by SexDrugsJokes October 7, 2019

Wizard Dancer

A weird magical wizard guy dancing to Irish music. Also seen in his wizard castle.

OMG it is a (Wizard Dancer)

by pseudo1234imcool January 5, 2020

Dwarf wizard

The absolute greatest s f most powerful fictional character of all time from the seres the adventures of cool man and dwarf wizard

Goku was lying there his last breaths seeping out of him he was beaten by the almighty dwarf wizard

by Stressbabana February 6, 2024

Whizzer Wizard

Slang title for plumber.

Fuck the toilet’s broken again! Better call the Whizzer Wizard

by RudolfMagnusson April 7, 2022