Valentino Frictionis

An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.

My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?

by Mr Moose February 15, 2008

Valeversary

When your anniversary falls on Valentines Day. Generally men come up with this so they don't forget their anniversary and they can kill two birds with one stone.

My anniversary fell on Valentines Day. So I made up the word Valeversary so I will never forget.

by Midtown Magic March 2, 2011

Valentitis

Near Valentine's Day, people become desperate for a valentine and develop Valentitis which causes them to do anything to get a Valentine in time.

"He's been flirting with me so much, I think he has Valentitis"

by MandeeSolis March 31, 2012

valeryee

She is all in all a straight up hoe. Valeryees are the worst of the worst. They have a reputation for being "blow queens" and will live up to that reputation. They also are those girls that try anal before regular vajinal penetration

"Hey did you hear about the girl backstage? She'll blow you for a buck!"
"Oh yeah she must have been a Valeryee"

by Tanya Johanson September 10, 2013

Valetnine

A commonly mistaken version of "valentine" usually expressed when written in haste due to a lack of an actual "Valentine"

Instant Messaging:
Man One: Wow dude you've got the best date this February...with yourself hahaha
Man Two: I don't even need a valetnine whatever this sucks
Man One: You need some help man

by Uncle Reality February 10, 2014

Valenthai

Thai food consumed on Valentine's Day

Let's go out for Valenthai tonight.

by Bionic Dancer February 13, 2015

Valentine's day

An excuse to get her to let you hit it from the back

"dude it's Valentine's day"
" Maybe Haley will let you hit it from the back((;;"

by Sugarrrdaddyypimpz February 14, 2017