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twat herd

(n.) girls that start gossip about another girl losin they virginity
That twat herd over there was startin mad drama when she saw that girl on her knees! The bitch couldn't even walk straight!
by Kunta Kinte Jones March 30, 2007
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Twat Bunny

(n.)

Usually refers to someone who is a fag, acts like a stuck up jerk, or someone you just want to rid the planet of, but is not evenly manly enough to earn a better insult.
Some one who steals a girlfriend may be referred to as a twat bunny.
Examples commonly found in high schools and colleges around the world. chzcrl
by Fa-Rhino April 10, 2009
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Twat Slop

Any fluid that comes out of a womens vagina. Piss, bluod, cum ect.
Gross you got twat slop on my face.
by Sheena Perez December 17, 2008
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Twat Leak

1. The post coital leaking of remnant semen from the twat. No matter how good the clean up is, there’s still a period of twat leak at some point. A condition that has plagued females for centuries.

2. An insult to anyone being and acting like a total twat.
I had morning sex today. Even though I thought I got all his nut out, I started to twat leak during my lunch break.

Stop crying about your pathetic life and do something about it you twat leak.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Dumpster Twat

A chick who will never, ever say no to the sexual advances of any guy, even the most disgusting loser. She is typically ugly, overweight, poorly dressed, and an insecure lush who has been with hundreds of sexual partners. She can be found drunk in college bars like the Beacon Hill Pub in Boston and will hook up with the first schlep that tries to take her home.
Hey look, there's Sally-Ann Hagarty sitting at the bar talking to that vile-smelling homeless guy. She's such a dumpster twat.
by Ballz Dee December 20, 2008
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Straddlers Twat

A muscular condition often experienced by female riders of bikes and horses.

Often experience after a long period of strenuous riding.

If not given time to heal can lead to numbness of the clunge.

If the numbness persists these women often make vigorous lovers.

For the male form of this condition, see "Straddlers Knock"
"Ooh I had a good ride last night, I'm now blighted by the Straddlers Twat ! "
by yeestraddler January 29, 2010
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twat rocket

a woman who leaves a long term relationship and gets married within a year
Dude, i thought she was with XXX for the last 17 years! Now she's getting married?
She was...she's a twat rocket
by xxjipsy911xx July 15, 2011
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