gardener

Someone who's in a relationship with a plant, and best friends with another. The term plant is used to lightheartedly mock someone who identifies as asexual. So if you find yourself with the closest people in your life being plants (specifically if you don't identify as one yourself), that makes you their gardener.
"You are the plants, and I am the gardener."
by SeanWebcom December 19, 2016
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Pumpkin Garden

When a bunch of men lie down with their erections sticking out then a woman tries to shove all their penises up her vagina.
Last night i heard Charisa tried to pull a Pumpkin Garden when she was drunk.
by Da Real November 03, 2011
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Jayden gardener

Literally werewolf. Alpha male, hairiest man alive.
Abbie - “omg Jayden Gardener you ready for the full moon tonight”

Jayden- “I’m literally Alpha I’m always ready ”
by Bum hole sneeze November 14, 2023
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Spring Garden High School

A small school in the south, we are probably all related and we all know each other and we family. We are all YEE YEE. LLC!!
by Dffgbjk March 10, 2020
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Garden Sodomy

Basically it's a UC story about an asian nigga and a flower femboy gardener faggot living together until one day they went to the garden only for brown slent eyes to peg his flower boyfriend and have gay anal sex with him the whole day and then at the end their daughter was watching and she somehow got turned on by it. To Be Continued.
I watched the Garden Sodomy tape, man i was bricked up.
by WWW.COMPASS September 11, 2023
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