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french date

A mutually agreed upon meetup between two individuals, in which one party believes the meetup is happening for the purpose of possibly leading to some kind of Romantic relationship and/or sex, while simultaneously the other party due to avoidable or unavoidable miscommunication believes the meetup is more akin to "hanging out." This kind of date is considered a "French" one because "hanging out" is usually what people from France mean when they say "go on a date." "French date" can also refer to two friends just "hanging out" alone. However, the definition is especially relevant when only one party believes it is a traditional date.
"Yo." Jonathan said. "How was your date with the hot French chick you met a few days ago?"
"It was a French date." I replied.

"You French kissed?" Jonathan asked.

"No." I replied "She doesn't speak English well and she thought I was asking her to 'just hang out' when I said 'wanna go on a date?' and she has no interest in having a relationship with anyone."
by carpediem3541 October 13, 2017
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French Inquisition

When you insert your penis into a baguette and use it to have sex with your partner.
by B. Brejcha September 6, 2020
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french personality

A nice way of stating that someone is a sex-addict
I wouldn't say that Louis is a full-blow sex-addict, he just enjoys exploring his French personality after a few bottles of red wine.
by frenchTranslator October 15, 2020
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French toast

The act of killing a large number of french soldiers with a flamenwerfer
by Dawn Emerson January 15, 2018
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french elvis

I made myself a French Elvis for breakfast at the hotel’s crepe bar.
by Grouchy February 15, 2018
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french dirt

I ate some french dirt at my girls place last night
by geoefery July 28, 2022
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French Silk

Someone whom you've ejaculated into during anal sex. The term alludes to the popular, French Silk (chocolate cream pie) dessert.
Ashlee insists on condoms, so I just blow my load around back, leave her a French Silk everytime.
by SquidSoloist June 19, 2019
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