fap collection

A collection of photos or videos a man uses when he faps

"What's this folder titled "homework"?"

"Don't open it it's my entire fap collection"

by Maxwellmace January 24, 2024

Fun Fapping February

During the month of February, men must be fapping more than it is usually recommended. This is to make up for the fact that we have No Nut November and let’s be honest, Destroy Dick December doesn’t go as well as we’d like

Yo did you participate in Fun Fapping February? Yeah dude I’ve been sucked dry.

by BoukiBoi November 18, 2020

FAP

Flat a** p***y - You ain't got a WAP for sure

"Look! Samantha is trying to do the WAP, the only thing I see it a FAP haha!"

"That's a FAP, FAP,FAP now get a pump and some helium, that's a FAP FAP FAP"

by bella-chanel September 10, 2020

Shrodinger's Fap

An allegory for a terrible willy wankin' addiction. At any given point you are either fapping or not fapping. Like you're the cat and fapping is the poison

Paul: "I've been thinking about titties all morning. Man, it feels like at any time I could break down and fap"

Pattrick: "I'd hate to joke about your troubles, but it'd be pretty funny if we called that Shrodinger's Fap"

by Founder of Shrodinger's Fap April 29, 2022

cheese fap

Too cum in someone’s sandwich

Did you cheese fap today ?

by Cheese cap master June 2, 2021

Fap

Noun; Acronym for FINGERS and PALM. USING. The hand (palm and fingers) to materurbate

To fap, Using his fingers and rosy palm he fapped it out

by AngryCouple13 December 5, 2021

Fap Attack

The sudden urge to masturbate...

While the Pastor gave his sermon Krys experienced a sudden fap attack.

by ShankMasterKrys August 20, 2013