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Fap cop
Someone you live with who never let's you have privacy and will always show up right when your about to do the deed and make it impossible to fap, most likely a older sister or brother who stays up late and invades privacy without waring or cause.
My sister shows up to use the computer right out side my door every time I'm about to fap, she is a fap cop.
by Macadamias May 18, 2014
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Cop

Somebody who can keep a job when they fuck up at work.
Cop- I could lose my job for this!

Guy- Its a reality for everyone else, what are you whining about it for? No matter what you do at work, you're still more likely to keep a job than most. Welcome to unemployment bro.
by Solid Mantis May 29, 2020
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Texas Cop

Something or someone that is unexpectedly immobile or useless, particularly in relation to fear or laziness.
I thought he might help me with the groceries, but he just stood there like a Texas Cop.
by KittyPetunia May 31, 2022
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Ada County Cops

The Modern Brown Shirts Of Idaho trained to Arrest and Oppress with no other reason but to make money for the department and government, they get off to filing false reports to further their massive Racketeering operation and Intimidate people into taking plea deals
You were arrested for something you didn't do??? Must of been Ada County Cops!
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cop magnet

A vehicle that gets pulled over or ticked frequently, either because it's clapped out or modded to the point where a cop might question if the vehicle is still street legal or roadworthy
John: Dude Chad just bought a 3rd gen Cummins from Sarahs dad.
Anyone with more than half a brain cell: What a fucking idiot that things such a cop magnet
by icantthinkofausername777 April 4, 2020
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cop

When a person is trying to buy something they need
Hey im trying to cop these shoes.
by aa.drea May 30, 2017
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Rent-a-cop

A derogatory term for security officers favored by juvenile delinquents, vagrants and imbeciles who can't distinguish between police officers and security officers.

People who use this term are ignorant, petulant, uneducated, entitlement minded, stuck-up brats. They are under the delusion that the world revolves around them and security officers are supposed to be stupid enough to deviate from or even break their protocol to accommodate their overblown, delicate egos. They'll play the victim and cry that security officers are dicks and bullies who "gave them a hard time" because they didn't bend to their will. Their poor opinion comes from a very small percentage of security officers who are actually guilty of everything they say, but ignorantly choose to judge all of us as a whole due to their pitiful inability to think critically.
Angry, stuck-up princess: "Waa! That rent-a-cop made me stop, show a form of ID, sign in the guest log and made me wait one minute to check his list to VERIFY that I was actually on it! He's supposed to be stupid and take my word for everything! Waa!
Security Officer: "Sorry" to hear you're so butthurt because I actually did my job! 😂
by Magnus75 November 30, 2024
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