You Always Know When You've Been Moosed

When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.

This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.

by JScrub August 19, 2009

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

thrifty moose

A bitch who is highly adaptable and overcomes adversity

“I finally got a job!”
“ you thrifty moose!”

by Yearofthecat March 25, 2020

Siberian moose knuckle

the act of sticking your middle finger knuckle into the anus while jamming it around and looking for gold

Yo dude, i just got the craziest Siberian moose knuckle ever

by Jonathan toews 19 April 13, 2025

Moose Man

Geese Man’s archnemesis. He is a very short person.

Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*

by Alios735 December 5, 2020

Rocket Moose

noun: A female that is very attractive but can have some fluctuating weight problems; she can at times be as hot as a rocket or can pack on some pounds and have a body like a moose.

Examples: Mariah Carey, Tyra Banks, Jennifer Love Hewitt

I love J. Lo but she is a real rocket moose.

by Walt Kowalski June 23, 2010

Moose leg

A BDSM term that describes the dom aggressively stomping on the sub.

It can also refer to an aggressive leg movement on the dance floor.

Home girl looked like Elaine out there on the dance floor with her moose leg!

by Samsays678 May 20, 2025