Text Tease

Someone who continuously sends sexual innuendoes but has no follow through.

Dawn & Tracey text tease to Stan:

Do you want us to toss your salad tonight?

by Text Teaser May 16, 2009

Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

RFA Text

Request For Ass Text: A booty call sent via SMS message.

I sent my ex an RFA text. He responded, "word" then came over and spent the night ...RFA complete!

by Christina Poulos August 26, 2007

Pre-text

Writing a text and saving as a draft before you go out drinking. After a few shots when you feel the need to "drunk text" it's already written, all you do is hit send. Prevents one from texting the wrong person, making themself lseem like a drunk a-hole who can't spell, and talks about random shit.

"Thank God for pre-texts, remember the last time we went out and I accidentally texted my mom asking what color her undies were."

by Sabotager December 20, 2011

premature text

When someone sents you an unfinished text message, usually a fragmented sentence, which leaves you confused.

"Im trying 2 kick it with tom later, but he sent me a premature text!"

by Tre Florez July 3, 2008

Text Telepathy

Text telepathy is used when you receive a text message that is full of typo's or doesn't make sense. The receiver can usually figure out what the sender meant. Usually mistakes are made when texting because the keypad is too small, auto-fill kicks in, or simply because one's fingers are too big.

girl 1: I got this text message from Charlie which didn't make any sense. He told me to meet him at the molies.

girl 2: Well how did you figure out what he was trying to say?

girl 1: I used my text telepathy and figured he meant to meet him at the movies.

by FASH1976 April 15, 2010

Text-lexia

The act or mixing up words and the misuse of contractions when texting which in turn gives the opposite of the meaning you are trying to get across.

Text-lexic- I wouldn't really like to see you tonight

Other- what!!! you DON'T want to see me tonight, fine F-off

Text-lexic - Whoa Whoa sorry I have Text-lexia

by JMR923 May 25, 2010