Taping A Morman

To Tap A Morman. or to just get through that morman underware. can also be shortened to TAM

ME: Dude i hear you were taping a morman.
Andy: ya i taped a morman. the underware was a little hard to get through.

by Ardenwa the great January 14, 2009

Taking A Sleep

When you get so drunk that you pass out.

Drunk Guy: Bjekfjekwldmksmkmxxm

Friend: I think it's time for you to take a sleep.....

*Find a guy passed out on the floor*

You: Well it looks like he is taking a sleep.

by ClemSMYD December 24, 2010

Taking A Taj

When u get to work, go directly to the bathroom, take a massive shit, and then come out and pretend to work for about 15 min and then repeat the process till u have shit 20 times, or the work day is over .

Hey man I don't wanna work, so I'm gonna spend the whole day taking a Taj

by The Tooth Man October 24, 2012

Taking Cheeks

The act of beating someone in a physical activity, usually by a large margin.

That guy is out here taking cheeks against his opponent.

by Luke_Milk November 21, 2017

Taking an L

Means to suck a dick in a white girl fashion

These girls were taking an L earlier and it was so hot!

by Akinon September 4, 2016

Taking a shit

Basically saying that you are kidding but with a swear word.

Person 1 “your mum big gay”
Person 2 “wut?”
Person 1 “ lol i’m just taking a shit bro”
Person 2 “ oh ok bro”

by ToxjK December 16, 2018

Taking the Peanut

A measure to quantify the unwillingness to have sex with another individual. By "Taking the Peanut" over a sexual encounter, you are choosing to eat a peanut that which you have ingested and passed through a bowel movement, with the allowance of being able to clean the peanut with only your hands and no other cleaning agents. This scale uses a 1-5 rating (ie. # of peanuts you are willing to eat). The next level on the peanut scale is to succumb to eating someone else's peanut. This secondary scale is also based on a 1-5 rating and must be clarified in one’s declaration.

Having seen the heinously fat and ugly girl, Ennio contemplated Taking the Peanut over the option of banging her. Ali, declared he would eat at least 2 peanuts to avoid the beast. Jason, went over the top and even offered eating 2 peanuts from someone else’s ass rather than to fuck her. Alessandro chose the girl…

by Big_Sak March 21, 2008