Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want

1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st

by anonymous December 9, 2022

total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are

Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner

by penjamin city December 17, 2022

Liquid Stoner

Someone who gets diarrhoea from smoking weed

“Where’s ryan?”
“He’s on the toilet… he’s a liquid stoner”

by Zizi ballon January 4, 2023

Stoner

Mari’elle Thompson

“Hey man! What’s a stoner?”

“Mari’s zooted”

by Mar :) January 12, 2023

Crippled stoner

A stoner that has a full on head cold, tries to smoke their greens but can't get the high feeling. The sickness just takes away the joy of smoking. Not really a cripple.

Jeez, I wanna get high but I'm too sick to even smoke. I feel like a crippled stoner.

by Shortstuff419 January 12, 2023

Stoner

A fresh baked daily treat of a human. Smells sort of like skunk, a stoner tends to enjoy carbs such as sourdough bread, pizza, and donuts. A stoner will avoid local police at all costs -regardless of being a criminal or not.

Bitch Brittany: "Tiffany, I saw a stoner the other day! They smelled like weed and non judgement ."

by Caffeinated FrogStar July 4, 2023

giggling stoners

A form of hippie after smoking pot giggling stoners find everything funny sometimes they find things that are funny that really are not funny

The hippie thought everything was funny after smoking pot and thus was labeled a giggling stoner also giggling stoners tend to gather in attics

by FoxGuardJ July 5, 2023