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Stoner Kiss

The act of hitting a Dab or blunt and blowing the smoke into another’s mouth while kissing
A guy stoner kissed me at a party
by LtHorn February 4, 2023
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Productive Stoner

A person who can function exceptionally after the recurrent consumption of THC.
"Damn. Look at Hector. He just faced a fat ass dab and he's still getting shit done."

"Yeah man. He's one productive stoner"
by Thegreenalien February 21, 2023
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Stoner

Skinny white ranga blonde strawberry blonde. Brittle bones and thunder elbows. His barber was a woman and now has a shit haircut. He is obsessed with golf and all things of golfing stability. In his free time, he loves to sharpen both his elbows and his golf swing. His mum is Mum Michelle Stone and she is very very very sexy and garumptious. Thicanvicandjuocy
Stoner has a very sexy mum.
Ikr she is such a milf.
Not as sexy as his brother though, josh stone is an absolute sex lord.
by Denbatron 3000 December 4, 2022
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Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want
1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st
by anonymous December 9, 2022
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total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are
Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner
by penjamin city December 17, 2022
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Liquid Stoner

“Where’s ryan?”
“He’s on the toilet… he’s a liquid stoner
by Zizi ballon January 4, 2023
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Stoner

Hey man! What’s a stoner?”

“Mari’s zooted”
by Mar :) January 12, 2023
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