Squid

tha coolest god dam animol in ze fukkin werld. U ain nevah seen smt as cool as a muthafukkin squid (skwid)

Timmy: I want a pet squid!
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.

by A kool nigga June 11, 2018

Squid rings

A slow and incapable electrical apprentice. The greenhorn and bottom feeder of the electrical industry.

Tradie, "pass me my long nose pliers"
Apprentice *hands him a screwdriver.
Tradie, "you are such a squid rings"

by RedDaug June 11, 2018

squid puffs

When you eat to much dick and everything is a metaphor for dicks

omg im seeing squid puffs

by the LIT dude who's super gay June 12, 2018

Squid

Atlanta slang for a big headed female that sleeps with multiple men and or women

She really f*cked Jamal even tho she with Chris , dawg she a squid

by zone6zay June 18, 2018

Squidge

A super gay piece of fleshy, soft, acne-covered meat. They often fantasize about doing the gomorrah with Jeff Goldblum or the adele with steve buscemi. Synonym: oliver.

"Hey, squidge, wake up. OLIVER, you have school band practice now."
*whispers in sleep* "Steve Buscemi..."

by Bitch boy.com July 26, 2018

squidi

the greatest music producer and crip

and v ery hansome

dogg u dont wanna mess wit squidi he busted my cap last week at bible study

by squidiiii September 12, 2018

Squid

A term used to describe ;

a. noun. A person who looks ugly and has no intelligence and acts ignorant, thus making them animal-ish like a squid.

b. adjective. Ugly

c. verb. a taunt to randomly make people angry.

Random ass kid walking down the hallway at school
Some other kid : "HEY YOU DAMN SQUID!"
Random ass kid walks off in embarassment

by grandest of autismo September 24, 2018