Sneaky Wormholes

Those little blips in space and time that objects you drop or even just set down fall into, and what should be right in front of you on the floor or table is now 6 feet away and under the couch.

"Where is the remote? I just had it!" *tosses all the couch cushions, looks under table* WTF? I just saw it drop here ! Sneaky Wormholes! ----- 20 minutes later....WTF? How did it get under the TV stand?

by Mad Morrigan September 30, 2017

sneaky snack

Snacks you acquire in a secretive manner, hidden from others, that you save for later while you’re alone.

Karen, I found the sneaky snacks you hid in your pillow case.

by Sneakysnacks June 15, 2018

dire sneaky ninja

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava

Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day

by Mr SwagManYep September 25, 2016

Sneaky dicky

In middle of the sex when the penis enters the butt hole instead of the vagina.

Nooki : Hey Ola, why are you walking funny ?
Ola : aah, last night, my new dude, did a sneaky dicky on me.
Nooki : Ouch !

by rupiv April 1, 2023

sneaky fat

Fat people don't know is there.

Your friends think you weight 120 when you really weigh 140 because they don't know about your sneaky fat.

by Lillian Keen September 19, 2006

texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.

The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.

by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019

Sneaky Salamander

When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨

1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!

by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016