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Sneaky Pocket Golem 

In the game Clash Royale the glorious card of Golem exists. The whole point of it is to pull your opponents pants down and absolutely shove your massive willy right into their king tower as fast and hard as you can. The moment its hard and veiny rock cock hits your tower you have lost to a Sneaky Pocket Golem.
Person one: What are you doing

Person two: getting absoulety pegged by thus nigger ass cock Sneaky Pocket Golem

Person one: Nigger

Sneaky Miyagi 

The act of attempting to whacks on and whack off quietly and without waking your partner next to you.
Man, my wife fell asleep so quick last night I had to pull off a sneaky Miyagi.
Sneaky Miyagi by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025

Sneaky Miyagi 

The act of trying to quietly wax on and whack off without waking your partner sleeping next to you.
My wife fell asleep so quick last night I had to pull off a sneaky Miyagi.
Sneaky Miyagi by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025

Sneaky Burrito 

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.
My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.
Sneaky Burrito by MusicaB August 26, 2025

Sneaky Snail

During sex, when you are unsure of where your sex partner stands on anal sex, the male decides to try it out and while having sex he slowly penetrates here anus until the entire thumb gets up there.
When in doubt Ted I'm telling always use the 'Sneaky Snail' he is your friend and companion.
Sneaky Snail by DayDay4u October 21, 2025

Sneaky infiltration

The act of sneaking up on someone and aggressively fucking them up the ass
Johnny pranked seth by way of sneaky infiltration
Sneaky infiltration by TwinTurbo78 December 29, 2025