Shootin Sillys

1.) Ejaculating. 2.) Ejaculating semen in someone's particular direction.

Jenn: Damn yo, u got all that jizz on ur tits

Starr: ya my boyfriend was fuckin shootin sillys, again

Jenn: Dat mother fuckaa!!

by DonkeyDildos March 28, 2013

Shooting Pearls

To "Shoot Pearls" is to give valuable advice, which may or may not be relevant.

Person A: If she says you don't need a condom, you need a condom.
Person B: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Person A: Listen, I'm shooting pearls over here for you. Take a listen.

by Andranoxi September 9, 2015

melon shooter

A Muffler with an excessively and impractically large diameter output pipe (or an excessively large tailpipe on cars with mufflers located further from the rear of the car) - especially one that is mated to a much smaller upstream exaust system. Typically used to make a car "look fast" as opposed to modifications that actually make a car faster.

This type of exaust is called a "mellon shooter" because it is large enough to launch a melon that would be inserted into it - if the engine had enough power.

Look at the melon shooter on that Civic - it's as big as a sewer pipe!

by Matt287 May 13, 2006

school shootings

America

Johnny-Hey Billy what's the definition of America
Billy-School shootings.

by Somethingfatandlarge November 1, 2021

scooter chav

a child aged 7-14 that is a chav and rides a scooter and is allways vaping with the older lads.

alfie rough is a right scooter chav

by Shroom of the loom March 8, 2017

blue scooter

When you have blue balls and have to dry hump your pillow because your girlfriend won't put out.

That bitch Vanessa wouldn't drain my sack last night, so while she was grabbing a snack from the fridge I blue scootered all over her pillow. Flipped it over afterwards so she wouldn't find it until she snuggled into bed that night.

by Fenster's Fu September 22, 2022

He shoots, he scores!

Phrase coined by Foster Hewitt (1902-85), one of the first hockey broadcasters in Canada, beginning in 1923 and going on to call the play-by-play for Toronto Maple Leafs games for some forty years.

McDonald passes to Sittler in the slot, he shoots, he scores!

by Hat Trick July 16, 2009