Snicker To Self

What one really means when they type or say "LOL".
Acronym: STS.

Bob: "That was hilarious!! *Laugh out loud*"
Bill: "It was alright. *Snicker to self*"

by Bonch Nifkin January 21, 2013

Go Suck Your Self

Meaning just f*ck off or go f*ck your self

person 1: go suck your self
person 2: ...

by LOL0909 October 2, 2018

Self-Defecating

To intentionally or unintentionally shit one's pants.

Man: What's that horrid stink? Have you shit yourself again?

Man 2: I've been self-defecating.

by lightheaded2687 March 5, 2010

self control

Not saying what you're really thinking, despite how emotionally rewarding it would be.

'You managed not to tell your future mother in law what a cunt she was being? Talk about self control.'

by Eremiru September 25, 2009

selfie

Masturbation

The wife wants me to pick up some tampons on the way home - looks like I'm pulling a selfie tonight.

by jazzf December 14, 2013

self service

Taking care of yourself, while your wife has her Aunt Flo in town.

Pulled in to get some gash, but all they had was red diesel, had to go to the john for some self service.

by aereilly July 30, 2003

self-aware

A term referring to how a person learns from the mistakes of himself and others, and is capable of various means courtesy of being so.

"Skynet becomes self-aware and launches nuclear weapons upon the human race...it becomes self-aware because it learns rapidly, to the point that it believes that human beings are obsolete. AI must NOT become self-aware!!"
-me

by Dave April 16, 2004